Cheeky Sense Of Humor Gifts

'When I said I'd kill for a fag. . .'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Sticking out tongue

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'You had me at hell.'

Magnet at scrapyard

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Justice for a heckler.

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my kids that I'm actually made of money."

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Keister Island.

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

The Living End.