Cheeky Jokester Gifts

'I have weapons of mass distraction.'

'Don't worry if you can't find your glasses.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Elephant ass selfie.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Men dancing

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Hello? Animal control?'

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Easter Island

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"