Light-hearted Jokester Gifts

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Any messages while I was out? On. Off.

Hey! A little privacy?

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'Hello? Animal control?'

'He's having a fart attack.'

'I've only been married a week and I'm already tired of my husband's cooking.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'You know I gave up sex and booze. . .it was the toughest ten minutes of my like.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Men dancing

Pelobong

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

Leaving cards.

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'