Light-hearted Jokester Pillows

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'He's having a fart attack.'

'I've only been married a week and I'm already tired of my husband's cooking.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'You know I gave up sex and booze. . .it was the toughest ten minutes of my like.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Men dancing

Pelobong

Leaving cards.

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Tender and Juicy.'

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'