Light-hearted Jokers Pillows

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'It was a gift from AARP.'

Lightning Bug Bullies

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Face Mask Romance

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Vacuums!'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

'This milk smells funny.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'