Joyful Jokers Pillows

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Fleas Navidad.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Merry Christmas"

Batman's Baby

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Photobooth Photobomb

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Giggle.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Men dancing

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Maybe this year..."

Elf of the Month

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

Santa School.

C is for Cracker