Joyful Jokers Pillows

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Merry Christmas"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Photobooth Photobomb

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Men dancing

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Maybe this year..."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Elf of the Month

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

C is for Cracker

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Santa School.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"