Faithful Jokers Pillows

'I'm not sure about the new guy.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

At the 2021 Religious Games

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

The Assumption of Mary

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Lesbians for Christ

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"It was a little preachy."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Let's start a small group."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"