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'I'm not sure about the new guy.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Lesbians for Christ

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"It was a little preachy."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Let's start a small group."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa School.