Faithful Humorists T-Shirts

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'What happened? Last week's sermon was about money being the root of all evil.'

Blessed are those who hunger, for they are sticking to their diet plan.

'Please give me patience and give it immediately!'

"Attendance is way up since they substituted fortune cookies for those funny little wafers."

Divine Desk Bins

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Lesbians for Christ

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"It was a little preachy."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Let's start a small group."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Holy Relics.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."