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'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

The Assumption of Mary

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"It was a little preachy."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

"Let's start a small group."

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Holy phone

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Holy Relics.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."