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"Let's start a small group."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"They're comfortable."

True confessions.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"She wishes to range free!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.