Faithful Humor Gifts

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"It was a little preachy."

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Let's start a small group."

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Holy phone

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Holy Relics.

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."