Faithful Humorists Gifts

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'What happened? Last week's sermon was about money being the root of all evil.'

Blessed are those who hunger, for they are sticking to their diet plan.

'Please give me patience and give it immediately!'

"Attendance is way up since they substituted fortune cookies for those funny little wafers."

Divine Desk Bins

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Lesbians for Christ

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Priest with the Pet Devil.

The Assumption of Mary

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"It was a little preachy."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Let's start a small group."