Faithful Jokesters Gifts

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Lesbians for Christ

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"It was a little preachy."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Holy Relics.

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'