Faithful Jokesters Gifts

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Lesbians for Christ

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

The Assumption of Mary

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"It was a little preachy."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."