Faithfully Humorous Gifts

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Lesbians for Christ

"Hey! These are still good!!"

The Assumption of Mary

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"It was a little preachy."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Let's start a small group."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

Holy Relics.

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Holy phone

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."