Faithfully Humorous Prints

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Lesbians for Christ

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"It was a little preachy."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Let's start a small group."

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Holy Relics.

Holy phone

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel