Faithful Yet Funny Prints

"It's tough identifying as a trinity. . . when only gatherings of two are permitted in public."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

The Assumption of Mary

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"It was a little preachy."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Let's start a small group."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Holy Relics.

Holy phone

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."