Faithful Comedians Prints

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

What Jesus said. . . What the Secular World Hears...

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Lesbians for Christ

Priest with the Pet Devil.

The Assumption of Mary

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"It was a little preachy."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"Let's start a small group."

"Till death do us part? Hers or mine?"