Faithful Comedians Prints

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Lesbians for Christ

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"It was a little preachy."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Let's start a small group."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Holy phone

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'