Faithful And Funny Gifts

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Holy phone

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

How's my sermon. . .

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

The Assumption of Mary

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"It was a little preachy."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Let's start a small group."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."