Faithful And Funny Pillows

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Holy phone

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

How's my sermon. . .

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"It was a little preachy."

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Let's start a small group."

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Holy Relics.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."