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"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

They're short of staff!

"The results of the church volunteer drive are in. We have 27 non-responders, 17 no shows, 23 incorrect contact info provided, 31 changes of heart, and 178 are still praying about it."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

How's my sermon. . .

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"The amendments are coming next week!"

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Let's start a small group."

Holy phone

'Fathers Day.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Cross Umbrella

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Cheesus

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'