Faithful Chuckles Pillows

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

The Assumption of Mary

Lesbians for Christ

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"It was a little preachy."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Holy Relics.

Holy phone

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.