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'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Cheesus

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

'It's an obvious case of identity theft.'

'And God created man in his own image.'

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'