Faithful Fun-seeker Pillows

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

Jesus' lesser known miracle at the wedding.

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

Cheesus

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

"Not sure I'm what your church had in mind when they said invite people."

"Do you offer a warranty?"

"Of course I believe in god. . . I need all the help I can get!"

Hank, the neighborhood homeless person was shocked when the lights came on in the sanctuary during his Saturday night bathtismal.

Jesus breaks the bread.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"I used to pray for their salvation...now I just beat the *!^#@? out of them."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Prayer ending for a gay bishop: 'Ahh men!'

'Can you take away my worms?'

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

'And God created man in his own image.'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'Even More Disciples'

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

"They said the new pews would be here 10 weeks ago! I've had it - I won't stand for this any longer!"

"Jesus! Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

"Let go and let Gary."

"Being around Jesus brings out all my apostle issues."

Clown on bike.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

How's my sermon. . .