Faithful Thrill-seeker Pillows

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Very Difficult Conversations

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"Ahh, shade."

Jesus breaks the bread.

Tunnel of Workaholics

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Swinging through the jungle.

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

Grexit

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

Economic

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

' Love and pole vault'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'