Curious Thrill-seeker Pillows

Swinging through the jungle.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Tunnel of Workaholics

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

A house haunts a man.

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

Tunnel of Quickies

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Santa Snowboarding

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

'I told you not to open that attachment.'

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

Look before you leap.

'I assure you, sir - all our whodunits are missing the last page.'

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

3 - Card Monte Travel: 'Find the red queen you travel free!'

"Well, you did insist on a terrorist-free vacation site."