Experimentation Thrill-seeker Pillows

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Bitchbark Canoe

Very Difficult Conversations

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Swinging through the jungle.

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"How much for just the ring?"

"On Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Mile high skydivers

'You've caught the acquisition fever.'

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

Santa Snowboarding

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

Early critics.

Tunnel of Quickies

'We can be on the ground and suing in no time!'

Lawyer-Country Safari

"Nobody understands you!!? Nobody understands you!!...do you blame them!?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'

"These figures are a disaster, they show us going into free fall. A commercial armageddon... You'll all lose your jobs, your homes, you families will be desitute...begging on the streets! Although an alternative interpretation suggests a temporary slowdow

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Action Collaging

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."