Travel Thrill-seeker Pillows

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

3 - Card Monte Travel: 'Find the red queen you travel free!'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

The rocket powered skiier

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Snowmobull

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Little girl skiing.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Swinging through the jungle.

Tunnel of Workaholics

Night of the Living Reindeer

Man sledging on his stomach.

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Jumping in the deep end.

Ski cannon.

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

Santa Snowboarding

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

Extreme Carolling

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Why do we do this again?"