Travel Seeker With A Twist Pillows

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Tourists in Egypt

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Off to see the world

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

The Airport.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Rainbow/Horizon

Run from the hills!

Doubledecker bus stop

"Honey, run!"

Souvenirs

The Getaway

London summer.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Continental Drift.

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.