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I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Tourists in Egypt

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Off to see the world

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

The Airport.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Doubledecker bus stop

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Run from the hills!

Rainbow/Horizon

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The Getaway

Souvenirs

"Honey, run!"

Hotel mini-bar.

London summer.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Continental Drift.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a Vacation.'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'