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"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Are we there yet?'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Ah...here they are!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Fishing boat.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Are we there yet?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa