Adventure Travelers T-Shirts

Which Hilton have you booked me into?

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Kardiff.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Ah...here they are!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Fishing boat.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Safari.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.