Adventure Travelers Gifts

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Kardiff.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Fishing boat.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Safari.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."