Adventure Tourist Gifts

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Beach con-man.

Skiing.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'