Tourist Adventurer Gifts

"Nice little touch of humility!"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Natural bridge'

"Yes, it's that way."

The Vineyard

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Kardiff.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Safari.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Big Game Park

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."