Traveling Adventurer Gifts

Aviation cuts.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Kardiff.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Where the wild things were."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Are we broke yet?'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Sister Cities

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Safari.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Confused drivers

Tom Stoppard

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

An old lady Kitesurfing