Traveling Adventurer Gifts

Aviation cuts.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Kardiff.

"Where the wild things were."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Sister Cities

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Safari.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Bird sitting on a wing.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Confused drivers

"It's marzipan pigs."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

An old lady Kitesurfing

Tom Stoppard

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.