Travel Adventurer Gifts

Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.

'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Hitchhikers

Once, I caught him with my passport, pasting his picture over mine. Bad dog.

'Whoops! I accidentally grabbed the helium.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Bird's flying south.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"Oop's! silly me. Here's what I should have told you to ask..."

'Nice RV!'

Toilets.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"I told you we weren't going south."

'Wow! This is fun, I always wanted to go to America!'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

Hitcher,"For a moment, I thought you weren't going to stop."

Subway Stress.

Heatwave in Bath

"Is everybody ready for our selfie video with the fearsome God of whatever-the-heck-it-is?"

Fallen Arches

"I don't care how much you saved. This is the LAST time we fly on vacation with a budget airline!"

What happens in Vegas doesn't necessarily stay in Vegas.

"I'm afraid your luggage is too large, sir. We'll have to charge a fee."

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"All aboard!!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Yeah, it was a good holiday, but we really stood out as tourists; it was a pine forest. . ."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Who do I see about joining the mile high club?"

Hooded Figure with Scythe Suitcase

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

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