Travel Adventurers Gifts

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

'Sorry, I'm travel and weather; philosophy's over there...'

". . . another t-minus 60 minutes."

Large Paper Aeroplane Startles Passenger On Jet.

'As the plane approaches the terminal, stand in front of it and wave these lights around.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

The swallows make their annual return to Capistrano, unaware that they had been followed by the chickens.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Walking Luggage.

Sparkling Water

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Tourists in Egypt

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'