Travel Adventurers Gifts

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

'Sorry, I'm travel and weather; philosophy's over there...'

". . . another t-minus 60 minutes."

Square One. Bus Station. I presume you two are getting round-trip tickets.

Large Paper Aeroplane Startles Passenger On Jet.

'As the plane approaches the terminal, stand in front of it and wave these lights around.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

The swallows make their annual return to Capistrano, unaware that they had been followed by the chickens.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fight or Flight

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Early model of baggage claim"