Adventurous Travellers Gifts

'Your luggage is on the other side of the world but if it's any consolation it's the monsoon season over there!'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Kardiff.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Didn't you just say that?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Vaccination Passport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Safari.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"It's marzipan pigs."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

I told you not to touch its belly.