Travel Adventure Gifts

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

London summer.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'Mind the gap...oh yeah, and the crocodiles!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Wrong place at the wrong time.

Easter Island Bonnets

'You'll have to wrap the kid in celophane.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Airliner

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Bathroom Fashion

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'How was your holiday?'

Shoppers

Complaining About A Bathroom.

"Passengers, please note there are no aisles on this flight."

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

@#$% tourist fish.

"There's more legroom up here."

Sparkling Water

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Didn't you just say that?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.