Travel Excursion Gifts

'Sorry to eat and run but I've got to go help someone catch a plane.'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Greek A-Z Map,

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Airliner

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Snake Charming

Down on Bourbon Street...

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'How was your holiday?'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Single men in Tahiti

London summer.

'What a bargain!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

Shoppers

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut