Excursions Gifts

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

"I have a fun Mother's Day planned out for you."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Here be dragons.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

A boy acting suspiciously

Marshmallows

Polar bear bowling alley

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."