Exploration Gifts

"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

Bird watchers watch each other's bird.

You were here, now you are lost.

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

'Wow! An old penny!'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'Hi there! Columbus's the name, real estate's the game and have I got a deal for you!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Medieval Patent Office

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

"Welcome to New York."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Admit it, we're nowhere near Penzance!"

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Steve Irwin.

The worse thing about being nomadic: 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

'My apologies for saying you were uncivilised - this wine is excellent.'

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'You know, in years to come, people will find a way of getting rid of this ice...'

'We're still not moving!'

'Polar expeditions are easy now! Thanks to global warming.'

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

'But enough about me...What brings you folks to Polynesia?'

Searching for water in the desert.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Fork in the trail.