Museum Exploration Gifts

Minimalist Art

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Kind of questions your faith in creationism."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

At the Museum

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Wildlife

The fate of the emigrant

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Easter Island legs

Paul Klee

Tourists

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Alien David statue

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'