Museum Explorer Gifts

"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

"It's an honest piece"

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

Woman knits a jumper for nude artwork.

"This is one of the artist's unstarted works."

Person Reading For Pleasure

The Very Very Boring Museum.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

Living in a glass house phobia.

'Was this the first creature that walked on two legs? If so, perhaps this is what people evolved from.'

Washington's Study as he left it - "Boy, did that place need a good tidy."

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'It's unfinished because the Inuit never got around to it.'

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

'What are you doing after the joint closes tonight?'

'I keep getting a call centre in Bangalore!'

Gallery Shop

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

"It is exactly hundred million and four years, 6 months, 2 weeks and 4 days old. I know that because it was a hundred million years old when I started work here..."

Graffiti

Dino Weapons

Broken artefact in the museum

Shop Knock-Off Our Thru Exit.

"I figure it's some kind of medieval texting machine."

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

"A tiny virus felled these giant metal birds."

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

A woman listening to an audio guide