Exhibit Explorer Gifts

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Coffee Cartoon - Latte Art Exhibition.

Clam attack!!!

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Mahout skeleton in the museum of natural history.

"They say this new exhibit makes you feel like you're right there."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Flower shows and weed shows.

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

I thought I was irrelevant.

Skeleton studying a fossil.

"Bob's daily nap became one of the most popular museum exhibits."

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

Haunted museum

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."