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'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Coffee Cartoon - Latte Art Exhibition.

Clam attack!!!

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Mahout skeleton in the museum of natural history.

"They say this new exhibit makes you feel like you're right there."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Flower shows and weed shows.

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

I thought I was irrelevant.

Skeleton studying a fossil.

"Bob's daily nap became one of the most popular museum exhibits."

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

Haunted museum

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'