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"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"

New York World's Fair

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Party Animals.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Trade Show Sherpas

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'