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Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"I could do that."

"It's a great work!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Haunted museum

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Tilted painting

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Black Hole Exhibit

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"I think it would look nicer in red."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.