Exhibition Visitor T-Shirts

Clown Art Museum - 'If you look at her pies, they almost seem to follow you.'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"It's a great work!"

"I could do that."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Haunted museum

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Tilted painting

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Black Hole Exhibit

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"I think it would look nicer in red."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.