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Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Academy Pencillings.

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Culture Vulture

Gallery building with Various Artists banner.

Uncle Tom

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Rise of Modern Art

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

"It's a great work!"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Tilted painting

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"Yes, but is it art?"

Black Hole Exhibit

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"I think it would look nicer in red."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

' Isn't it great the way the eyes follow you around the room?'

"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."